Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Bloggers That Are Not Jeff Gannon

Thanks to "Not Jeff Gannon" of the Jeff Gannon Blog for confirming that the Jeff Gannon quote that I used in my last post really did originate from the real Jeff Gannon Blog.

And to further clear things up: "Not Jeff Gannon"'s Jeff Gannon Blog is not the same blog as the Talon News Blog or the Knot Jeff Gannon Blog or the Please Don't Call Me Jeff or Gannon Blog or the Jeff Gannon Experience Blog or the Jeff Gannon Is Not My Name Blog or the Not Rich or Jeff Gannon Blog or the Neither Rich or Jeff Gannon Blog or the Jeff Gannon Blog that also isn't really by Jeff Gannon or "Not Jeff Gannon" which I linked to a few days ago (links jeff-gannon-stolen from "Will The Real Jeff Gannon Please Stand Up?" from Talon News Blogspot).

Another "Not Jeff Gannon" blog, though a bit more serious, most of the time, is the Propagannon Blog which is connected to the superstar team at Propagannon, and, last but not least, there's also Jeff Gannon Dot Org.

Yeah, Not Not Jeff Gannon, I've been a dick for not throwing you a link since you resurrected your eponymous blog. So here you go: A Voice of the New Media. Great blog, by the way, you must spend as much time as I do writing and researching. It's great that you're back in the blogosphere, because - non-confidentially - most bloggers don't give a shit if you cut-and-paste or plagiarize or forget to google or never correct incorrect posts or get massive hits even though you suck.

But I am a little confused about something you wrote on your blog: "In regard to the allegations about my personal life, I have been advised by my attorneys not to comment on any of the details pending the outcome of any possible legal action I might pursue. Therefore, I won't be discussing any of that stuff here."

All the power to you, Not Not Jeff Gannon. I haven't blogged word one on any aspect of that matter (or non-matter for that matter), even though I've been blogging about you GOPUSA asses for over a month now.

But I can't help but wonder why a man who believes in the separation of journalism and bedroom and who possesses such a divine gift for snarky wit would advertise on his blog that he's "Bruised but not broken." If you ask me, that's just too much information to be putting under an "About Me" header.

i'll whisper...keep it to yourself, not not jeff gannon, because when you advertise it on the worldwide web then you have no right to cry about it later


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