Wednesday, November 19, 2003
What The Hell's Going On Up In Here!
SADDAM WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD
Rep. Jim McDermott (D-Wash) only had it half-right when he claimed that the freedom-loving occupiers could have found Saddam "a long time ago if they wanted." Not only was the timing impeccable for Saddam's capture but its also suspect. How in the Hell could Bush, Rumsfeld, and, particularily, Baker allow their one-time ally to talk about their mutual history together? If this is the real Saddam there is no chance in Waco that he will ever be able to present his case in a courtroom. Aside from the fact that most of the Media has refrained from demanding our troops home since the second reason we supposedly went to war is now a moot point.The most important thing to realize is that the past few days are smoking-gun proof that
Saddam had zero ties to 9-11. Otherwise, the pale and haggard prisoner would be locked up in Guatanamo Bay facing charges. But Dubya didn't
even mention Al Qaeda in his humble (as the media described it) speech this past Sunday. Instead he blamed the insurgency on Ba'athists. The reason the smirking chimp blamed it on Ba'athists is to attempt to tie Saddam directly to the relentless attacks. International courts cannot be used for backdated crimes (the Henry Kissinger exemption). Not that Saddam will ever ever face an int'l court. Its just the kind of bogus cover that this Administration loves to employ.
DUBYA THE TURKEY
How many uniforms does this man have in his closet? Reminds me of
the Warren Beatty movie, Heaven Can Wait (after he's called to heaven before his time, the future Bullworth assumes the body of a recently killed millionaire who likes to play dress up). Why is he copying Hilary Clinton when Howard Dean will be his opponent in 04? Why was he all smiles at the meal (this is a war not a video game (check out footage of LBJ's trip to Nam to see the
difference)? Eighty Americans are killed (the most for any month since the invasion began) but its safe enough for the leader of the (ha) free world to go? What kind of message does this send to the occupied country? How do we know he even really went there? Because the Media says so!
PRINCE OF POP COVER
Over 70 police officers embedded at the Neverland Ranch on the day of
Michael Jackson's album release just as Dubya arrives in less than merry old England. Gotta wonder. I wonder if this new unidentified adolescent also has a screenwriting credit on his resume. (in case you don't know - the boy in the 1993 case has a credit for Mel Brooks' Men in Tights because his dentist dad told a producer about the boy's idea for a satire of Robin Hood and then sued)
....WHOOPS...now the leaks say the defendant is a cancer victim...sounds like the boy featured in the 2002 Fox special who claimed that MJ cured his disease.
BOMBS IN TURKEY KILL BRITS AS BUSH AND BLAIR MEET
So now it seems that terrorists are coming to the rescue of the British Poodle so that his decision to obey Dubya and co-invade Iraq is for the sake of British Homeland Security and so that he can counter the 200,000 people toppling statues on the city streets. How accomodating of the evil-doers.