Tuesday, September 07, 2004
How To Cheney Cheney
Damn, these thugs play dirty. Well, we can too.
Hot off the A.P. wire: "It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on Nov. 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States," Cheney told about 350 supporters at a town-hall meeting in this Iowa city."
So...let's turn this fear-mongering right back around.
Vote for Bush/Cheney and your children might get drafted, forced to fight another unjust and illegal war, and get sick (and pass on to their children) from their exposure to U.S. weapons that contain depleted uranium.
Vote for Bush/Cheney and your grandparents will lose their social security, medicare and nest eggs which will be diverted to enrich the stockholders of Halliburton.
Vote for Bush/Cheney and babies and small children will die from overexposure to the high arsenic levels in our nation's water supply.
Vote for Bush/Cheney and more teenagers will become addicted to heroin, which is harvested to fund all future "dirty little (and-not-so-little) wars."
Vote for Bush/Cheney and Osama bin-Laden will never be captured as long as he hangs out with Dubya's buddies in Pakistan.
Vote for Bush/Cheney and the Anthrax mailer will be free to keep on mailing his anthrax to Democratic politicians and Media representatives.
Vote for Bush/Cheney and all the horrors depicted in the book of Revelations will come to pass.
Vote for Bush/Cheney and you might never got another chance to vote in a free election in this country again.
Vote for Bush/Cheney and the dark forces of Mordor will rampage over our land, and rape and pillage for the sake of evil.
Vote for Bush/Cheney and there won't be anymore cocaine left for people to party with...because it will all be lost forever up George Bush's nose.