Wednesday, February 09, 2005
The Truth Laid Bear Loves Jenna Bush
UPDATE - Ricky sent an e-mail to Tas at Loaded Mouth earlier today. It contains some kind of threat. As of now, I haven't received anything (except a ton of laughs and increased traffic) from the serial blogger...and I even sent the wackadoo an e-mail myself a few weeks ago. I'll post that letter tomorrow. That is...I will if the leader for the Church of Fandel doesn't get to me first.
And now it's time for another installment of - what Tas of Loaded Mouth has dubbed - "The Ricky Vandal Conspiracy", while I'm kind of partial and impartial to "Holy Amazonia, Mole Man!" (In order of my blogging - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, , Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 and Part 11...someday I'll get to putting it all up on one page).To sum up if you're new and don't like clicking links: The story of a serial blogger with over a hundred blogs to his discredit, many of which are...shall we say...confusing. Some of the blogs by Ricky or LindsaysLover (as in Lohan) or MongooseJuice2004 or Jeff Gannon (just kidding) include The New Democrat (not the blog by Max the real democrat who I link to on the right), John Kerry's The New Soldier, The Washingtonienne, The Olson Twins Are Evil, Church of Fandal, and Bill Clinton's Daily Diary (where...as Tas and I keep blogging about...Ricky is fraudulently asking for donations to finance a State of the Union tour only he's a freeper from the Netherlands not no Bubba...ignore this...Bill Clinton's Daily Diary is run by a right wing lunatic, Bill Clinton's Daily Diary is propaganda, Bill Clinton's Daily Diary, "Bill Clinton's Daily Diary" Bill Clintons Dayley Diery Clinton's Diary blogspot clinton's blog - explanation: google bombing is my latest idea on how to stop it...a ton of Democrats unknowingly link to it) and - I think he might even be behind - this new one: hahahahahaha.
Aside from Instapundit, Little Green Footballs, Andrew Sullivan & other esteemed cockheads (or cacas) on the right, other conservative-leaning bloggers (though not necessarily all cockheads) have also helped a young lad from the Netherlands perpetrate propaganda in the midst of our presidential race with heavy-traffic-generating links and other kinds of aid to the serial blogger.In April of 2004, Ricky sought a hand-out from N.Z. Bear - the conservative mammal behind the Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem, which measures the amount of hits each of us bloggers get (and beats the hell out of the Nielsen Ratings and the College Football polls...i got banned from dk can i get banned from tlb?). Here's a link to the two blogger dialogue: Business O' Blogs.
It's short. But cute. So I'm going to reprint all of it (links included - except for Ricky's, of course) to make up for any unintentional theft of "intellectual" property:N. Z. Bear: "Listening to Jeff Jarvis drive the "Blogging As Business" session at Bloggercon today on how to make money from blogs. Best quote thus far (roughly transcribed) from Jeff, as he hurries to run through all the topics: "We've got about twenty minutes left and we [may have to] skip 'ethics'... " Quips aside, it's good stuff, and I look forward to reviewing the archived RealAudio/conference materials at a more leisurely pace post-facto..."
Ricky: "I think the best way to make money is to get on your list of "Average Daily Traffic" list provided by Sitemeter. To get high on the list. That's why I am pulling my hair out, because my Blog has more than 1000 visitors a day and I AM NOT ON YOUR LIST!!! weh, weh, weh. How am I going to sell ads and get rich if I'm not on your list?" on April 17, 2004 07:15 PM.Ricky: "I GOT MY RANKING! I love it. Thank you!" on April 18, 2004 03:30 PM. April 17, 2004 01:14 PM: The blog that Ricky was promoting at the time was - as you should have assumed - the now defunct I Love Jenna Bush blogspot (cache link). I'm not sure what Ricky was peddling in April of 2004, but, for much of May, Ricky primarily blogged about which porno stars might have contracted HIV. Great work, N.Z.